I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
"Naughty is the new good" Hi guys my name is Shareen. I was on here previously but forgot my password I only go for white guys but i have to be attracted to you plus there should be some kind of spark there otherwise it's pointless. I absolutely hate anal, cum in my mouth (ive tried these) and any kind of freaky shit. Older men please do not message me...
im a single lady of 74years young ,but still active.mmmmmmmmm. no smokers please.and i dont talk to body parts i like faces thanx
Looking for a guy who wants some unselfish, filthy fun. I aim to please and you need to do so too. There are two people involved in sex, if you aren't aware of that then please jog on. I am not really interested in anyone under the age of 25 regardless of what your experience might be. Please don't bother me if you are in a relationship or married. I...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life...
Would very much like some men to bring some excitement into my sexual life as its lacking at home..Open to new sexual ideas!
Looking for one very special man for regular meetings: thoughtful, sensual, preferably educated. If you love *big* women, you may apply :-) No promises; a drink and let's see how we feel. If your message was text-speak with no punctuation at all, that's the reason I didn't respond, sorry. Makes me bone-dry. I need to see your FACE; if you're crass, I'll just ignore you.
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and...
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and...
Single lady - curvy, vivacious, bubbly, - works hard and long hours. I don't want a string of one night stands but neither do I want to spend 24/7 with someone! Looking for someone to spend quality time with.Friendship first and see where it leads...
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL...
l'm a part time hair dresser and student but I am very passionate about Japanese history and culture I'm currently learning Japanese language.
I also love cosplay and like to travel, read manga and love to watch anime,hentai,yaoi,J.A .V.
Oh please no over 37s I'm not in to older men thanks. Oh JAY!!
Just a genuine, honest, girl looking to meet genuine, respectful guy.
DESCRIPTION:
One user friendly, professional girl. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Honest, reliable, funny, friendly, doesn't take herself too seriously, cultured, intelligent and fun
SPECIFICATION:
Single model
1 x 5ft 5" petite shell
1 x pair of dark brown eyes
1 x Long straight hair, set of own teeth
1 x Perfectly clean & healthy living...
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate...
I bet ur all wondering how u have sex sitting down.
Love being licked out and sitting on faces ! Love people talking dirty to me ;) .. love a good hard fuck! .. message me a long detailed dirty message and if it's good maybe we could meet up and try it ;) if its good ;)